Gayle Carline
I write a weekly essay for the Placentia News-Times detailing what it's like to be a crazy redhead who wants to have her cake and eat it without dieting.
My Bio
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Find out what I've been doing for the last 50+ years. I'd sure like to know.
Stuff I've written for yuks.
Or yucks.
Site last updated: 4/27/08
Who Am I and Why Do You Care?
I AM A WRITER
I AM A RIDER
On my 45th birthday, my husband gave me riding lessons; I now own two Quarter horses. My husband tells his friends, "Give jewelry. You can buy the whole set and never have to feed it." My horse ownership and western riding have parlayed into writing articles for California Riding Magazine.
I AM A MAVEN IN TRAINING
"Maven" is a Yiddish word for "know it all." I'm not Jewish, but someday I hope to know it all. Until that happens, I'll just practice, practice, practice.
Cowgirl Up
My California Riding Magazine credits, samples.
The Lighter Side
Welcome to my home!
Where is Placentia, and what happens there? You'd be amazed! I know I am.
LATEST NEWS!
   I've never done it before, and I'm not considering a career change, but here's the clip:
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Where do I go to get a laugh?
Creative Studios Literary Magazine
Gordon Kirkland
Lileks
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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A few things I'm proud to mention:

     * Won at the 2008
San Diego Writer's Conference
     * Won at the 2006
Palm Springs Writer's Conference
     * Runner-up at the 2007
San Diego Writer's Conference
     * Semi-finalist at
Humor Press June/July contest
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Honorable Mention at Watermark Writer's Conference
     * I'm in the January 2007 issue of
Horse & Rider magazine, talking about writing, horses and passion
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My Blog
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Check into my blog, where I post my outermost thoughts about my work and my play. Why not my innermost thoughts? I've got to leave something to the imagination!
  I did attend the Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop in Dayton, Ohio. Why do you care about this? Because I was selected, along with 11 other people, to do stand-up comedy on the last night (Live from Dayton, It's Saturday Night)!
No novel being published yet, BUT...